Who are Trollers A satire

Trolls—not the club-wielding, filthy cave-dwellers, though the hygiene issue is still up for debate. No, today’s trolls are online clowns, cunning masterminds of chaos, who lurk in comment sections, poised to strike with the dexterity of a raccoon in a garbage can.

Their objective? The idea is straightforward: to cause mayhem, provoke indignation, and indulge your emotional response as though it were a five-course dinner. Reason, compassion, and productive discussion? Pfft. For amateurs only. Emojis, sarcasm, and “just asking questions” are the mainstays of trolls’ diet.

They will act as though they agree with the most ridiculous viewpoints in order to see you fall apart. No subject is too sacred to be turned into a raging dumpster fire of debate, whether it’s left or right, dogs or cats, or pineapple on pizza. They win if you’re upset. They celebrate, if you don’t understand. if you shut them out? We won.

You might believe that the person you are debating is sincere, but you would be surprised! It’s just a troll laughing behind a screen, typing ludicrous things while eating cold pizza in their mother’s basement (or maybe managing a multi-million-dollar meme account, though that’s difficult to say these days).

But some think that trolls serve the public interest by serving as a reminder that not everything we see online merits a response. or your blood pressure. or your time.

Therefore, instead of fighting with a troll the next time you encounter one, respect their commitment to absurdity. And then leave, since nothing makes them more insane than being disregarded.