Chopped ‘Hand’ Discovered, Murder Investigation Underway, All Over A Decapitated Sex Doll

While out on a normal dog walk in Rostock, Germany, a bystander stumbled upon what appeared to be a charred human hand poking out of a plastic bag. The police leapt into action, and the authorities sent out forensic teams, homicide detectives, floodlights, and a 3D scanner to record the scene.

A drone was deployed, and an undertaker was summoned in anticipation of body removal. After over five hours of inspection, the investigators discovered the alleged “human arm” was actually a cutting–edge sex doll, commonly known as a “real doll” due to its realistic look. The owner had tried to incinerate the doll prior to disposing of it.

“All police action was forthwith suspended,” the police wrote in a message to The Times. “The undertaker could fortunately be cancelled. The police would like to take this chance to request that people put their rubbish in the correct places.”

“We can chalk this up as an exercise. Luckily, we don’t get this every day,” a spokesman said.

The same thing has happened in various parts of Germany over the past few months. Recently, officers in Bingen confused a life-sized doll on a bench for a dead body. Last week, a “body part“ discovered in a field in Bad Kreuznach proved to be a silicone backside dumped there.

Last February, firemen in Hanover pulled out what seemed like a drowning victim from a canal – only to find another sex doll abandoned there.

The rise in such cases coincides with a boom in sex doll sales, particularly those integrated with AI. WMDolls, a Chinese adult toy maker, has seen a 30 per cent jump in sales, thanks to its use of AI tools such as ChatGPT, which enables dolls to chat and recall previous encounters. More than 100 AI-fitted prototypes have already been dispatched to clients across North America and Europe.